Monday 12 April

MEMO to Kerry:

I hate to say I told you so but I will make an exception and say "I told you so!"

Let's cast our minds back to 2004.

You had just won I'm A Celeb, was voted mother of the year and were becoming a regular on ITV's Loose Women.

But then stories started to emerge that you were taking Cocaine.

I texted you and even spoke to you to say we both knew it was true and you should confess and then put it behind you.

The public were 100 per cent behind you and would have forgiven you.You could have put an end to it there and then.

There was a moment when you were on the verge of agreeing but then you spoke to your people who texted me to say I should stop texting you.

Hmm...

Fast forward to 2010.

You've been made bankrupt have another broken marriage and you're confessing to 3-day-coke binges in your house while you children are DOWNSTAIRS

The public are not behind you infact it's the complete opposite.

Only time will tell if you've turned your life round in the last chance saloon.

I hope you have.

For those of you who think I'm being harsh.

I'm not.

I was a guest at your wedding to Brian McFadden (the only journalist invited). So we have history.

RUMOURS were doing the rounds at the weekend that Justin Timberlake had finally split with Jessica Biel.

I'm told they had become more like brother and sister.

It happens.

But why the charade and keep pretending they're still together?

I thought this story would start doing  the rounds again once he started filming new flick Bad Teacher with his ex-Cameron Diaz.

ANOTHER split story being whispered is Paris Hilton boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have parted ways after spending the Easter break apart.

Another stunt by Ms Hilton or genuine?

Only time will tell.

I love MTV's Jersey Shore which started a few weeks back.

Obviously, I've already seen the whole season (US connections)

It's great car crash reality TV.

It's about a group of Italian Americans who are chosen to go and hang out in New Jersey and have to live together and then watch the fireworks.

I can't wait for the second season which has moved location to Miami.

It's a MUST.